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250+ [MOST] Funny Knock Knock Jokes That are Absolutely Hilarious

Ever tried a knock knock joke or probably you don’t know what a knock knock joke is all about. The fact is that it is actually one of the funniest jokes you can come across. Though some people might find it boring, they are certainly amazing. So we have collected some Funny Knock Knock Jokes That are Absolutely Hilarious.

The knock knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honored “call and response” exercise.

It is a role-play exercise, with a punster and a recipient of wit. Here is a list of some funny knock knock jokes that will amuse you. Please feel free to share. We also have a great collection of Dirty Questions to Ask a Guy You Like.

We have divided them into 8 different categories: Funny, animal, family, food, geeky, geography, name and job.

FUNNY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

1. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Any. Any who? Anybody home?

2. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Orange. It’s Orange who? Please, Orange you going to open the door?

3. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Joe Danglerdoo. Joe Danglerdoo who? Seriously? How many Joe Danglerdoo’s do you really know? Please let me inside – it’s pretty cold out here.

4. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Sham. Sham who? Wait, did you just call me fat?

5. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dewy. Dewy who? Say, Dewy have some time to drink some coffee?

6. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interru… Excuse me – I’m terribly sorry to interrupt – but “moo”!

7. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m Beets. I’m Beets who? I don’t know – beets me.

8. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Boo. It’s Boo who? Please don’t cry; it’s just me.

9. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I scream. I scream who? I scream is a sweet treat on a hot day.

10. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Madam. Madam who? Madam toe got stuck in the door.

11. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Please Lettuce. Please Lettuce who? Please Lettuce come in; it’s so cold out here!

12. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Mango. Mango who? Mango to the back door and answer it.

13. “Knock knock. Who’s there? This Doris. This Doris who? This Doris locked – that’s why I knocked. Now open it!

14. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ben. Ben who? I Ben knocking on this door for 10 minutes.

15. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dip-lo-ma. Dip-lo-ma who? Dip-lo-ma is finally here to fix your sink.

16. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Beesur. Beesur who? Beesur black and yell – and they make honey, too.

17. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I scream. I scream who? What? Are you an angry owl?

18. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Al. Al who? Al give you a great big hug if you open the door.

19. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Europe. Europe who? Nuh uh! You’re a poo!

20. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Alsey. Alsey who? Alsey ya later alligator!

21. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Norma. Norma who? Norma-lly I don’t knock on doors, but I wanted to meet you.

22. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cook. Cook who? Hey! Who are you callingcuckoo?

23. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Abby! Abby who? Abby day to you, good sir.

24. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cash. Cash who? No cash who for me, thanks. But I could go for some almonds.

25. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bumble Bee. Bumble Bee who? Bumble Bee really cold if you don’t put some pants on.

26. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa really big apology to you for hitting your car.

27. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s CDs. CDs who? CDs legs? I work out every day!

28. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The rude interrupting pirate. The rude interr….Argh you going to let me through this door, or not?!

29. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Comma. Comma who? Comma little bit closer, and I’ll tell you.

30. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Mickey! Mickey who? Mickey doesn’t work! Can you just let me through?

31. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The. The who? That’s a great band, but what do they have to do with this?

32. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s I love. I love who? I love you, too!

33. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Amesh! Amesh who? No, you’re not a shoe.

34. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Opportunity. Opportunity who? Just let me through. You know opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

35. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Tank. Tank who? You’re very welcome.

36. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Square root of 2. Square root of 2 who? Don’t listen to me – I’m completely irrational.

37. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Butter. Butter who? I butter be going.

38. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s To. To who? To whom! Did you even go to school?

39. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hippa. Hippa who? Sorry, can´t tell you…

40. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The Cargoes. The Cargoes who? The Cargoes beep, beep!

ANIMAL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Funny Knock Knock Jokes










41. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m Lion. I’m Lion who? I’m lion if I say I don’t want to come inside.

42. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The Goat. The Goat who? Goat to the store and pick up some milk.

43. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dragon. Dragon who? I’m dragon my feet again – please let me inside.

44. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Who. It’s Who who? Amazing! You can speak owl?

45. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cow. Cow who? Cow’s say “moo”. They don’t say “who”.

46. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Toucan Sam. Toucan Sam who? Toucan Sam-ple the goods.

47. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s A Spider. A Spider who? A-Spider what other people say, I really do like you.

48. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dog. Dog who? Dogon’it – let me inside!

49. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit wolf outside! Let me inside!

50. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Oh deer. Oh deer who? Oh deer [deer = dear]! I’ve locked myself outside.

51. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino I’m freezing. Can you let me inside?

52. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Foxin. Fox who? Foxin to break this door down if you don’t open it.

53. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ostrich. Ostrich who? Ostrich [ostrich = I’ll stretch] my legs for a while, but I’d really love to come inside and sit down.

54. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Beary. Beary who? Beary hot out here. Can I come in and cool off?

55. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Monkey. Monkey who? Monkey is broken.

56. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Piglet. Piglet who? Piglet me in the back door. Hope you don’t mind.

57. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino you know who I am. Open up the door!

58. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Yak! Yak who (yak who = yahoo)? Actually, I prefer Google.

59. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Tuna fish. Tuna fish who? Don’t be ridiculous – you can’t tune a fish.

60. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Koala. Koala who? Koala me crazy, but aren’t you supposed to open up the door?

61. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Butterfly. Butterfly who? Butterfly home for dinner.

62. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s The Donkey. The Donkey who? The Donkey doesn’t work. Can you just open up and let me inside?

63. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Baa! Baa who? Yes, I’ve been to the bayou, but what does that have to do with this?

64. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ribbit. Ribbit who? Ribbit down the door if you don’t open it.

65. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Goose. Goose who? Not me!

66. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Otter. Otter who? Otter nonsense that you won’t let me inside.

67. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Iguana just. Iguana just who? Iguana just hold your hand!

68. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Pig. Pig who? Please pig up your feet, so you don’t wind up twipping.

69. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gorilla. Gorilla who? Let’s gorilla some burgers for lunch.

70. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bug. Bug who? Not me! Go bug someone else.

71. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Kanga. Kanga who? No, silly. Kangaroo!

72. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s T-Rex. T-Rex who? There is a T-Rex standing at your door, and you want to know what its name is?

73. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Chick. Chick who? Chick [chick = check] the back door. I heard someone knocking there, too.

74. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gerbil. Gerbil who? Gerbil [gerbil = your bell] is not working! Get it fixed.

75. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Doe. Doe who? Have you been drinking?

76. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Pig. Pig who? Pig up [pig = pick] the phone!

77. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Meow. Meow who? Meow-side [meow = move]! Let me through!

78. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Swan. Swan who? Swan a cup of tea?

79. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bison. Bison who? Bison food – I’m hungry.

80. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny, I’m home!

81. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ocelot. Ocelot who? Ocelot of weight! You look great!

FAMILY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

82. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Kiss. Kiss who? Come on, kiss your grandma!

83. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m Tee. I’m tee who? You’re only 2? Well is your mom home then?

84. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Nanna. Nanna who? It’s Nanna your business!

85. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln who? Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?

86. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ida. Ida who? Ida love to be your new friend.

87. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Olive. Olive who? Aw, olive you, too!

88. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Honey. Honey who? Oh honey! I’m home!

89. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Chip. Chip who? Chip off the old block.

90. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Fruit. Fruit who? The fruit of your loins.

91. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Like. Like who? Like mother like daughter – the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

92. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Mom and dad. Mom and dad who? Exactly – because you’re adopted.

93. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Stranger. Stranger who? Didn’t your mother teach you not to talk to strangers?

94. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Disguise. Disguise who? Is disguise (this guy) really your boyfriend?

95. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Heart. Heart who? It’s heart to hear! Can you talk louder?

96. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bud. Bud who? Because bud is thicker than water.

97. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cousin Ted. Cousin Ted who? Cousin Ted of letting me in, you’re making me stand out here in the cold.

98. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Honeycomb. Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair. It’s a mess.

99. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Barbie. Barbie who? Barbeque chicken!

100. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? I cantaloupe! I’m already married.

101. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwanye the bathtub! I’m drowning in here!

102. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I love. I love who? Well, I don’t know! Why don’t you tell me?

103. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Zeek. Zeek who? Zeek, and you shall find.

104. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Yata. Yata who? Yata know me by now!

105. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dwight. Dwight who? Dwight way is so much better than the wrong way.

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